Faggots have me typing on my birthday.

I was pulling weeds and thought of wesley and lisa. weeds and leaves. Wesley is a clone of ellie, who is trans. Guess he took a page out of Elliot’s book. Wesley is not Ellie or Eli as he’s going by now (they’re genderless, it’s not a problem for me). I used to call them EveSteve so i always sensed the masculine energy. Lisa is a clone of Amy who has made people do unspeakable acts because she doesn’t have to “stay in their heads” but wishes they would “shut up about it already”. The thing about beings of unlocalized consciousness is they feel really good to be around! The same way a friend would! That is unless that friend is always peer pressuring you to do drugs. These two pull some nasty shit and i’d like to apologize to anyone with these names.

To understand wesley and lisa, one must understand Amy and Eli. Amy, in order to free up more time for finding ida, kept making shadow clones. Eli, tasked with protecting Amy from ida, set about destroying any immitation. As you might recall, Amy is a clone of Ida and Eli was created to “pick the real one”. So Eli has kind of been on some highlander shit with Amy’s shadow clones. I don’t understand consciousness, infinity, or how a spec can be many specs; however, from what i gather, the shadow cloning keeps ties so when a shadow clone dies, that frees up space for more.

With that in mind, wesley sends in half formed clones that i like to call richards. They basically are cautionary tales but it does cause what was being cautioned to happen… It’s as if one wanted to teach a child a stove is hot by holding their hand to it. Richard’s are where a lot of stories of angels and shit come from. “i was created and sent by the source to command you to call your baby Mahershalalahashbaz.” Where does he send these dicks in from? Wish i could tell ya. Where he is exists whether i, kyle exist or not but somehow Amy creates it “in me, kyle”. Total mindfuck, Either way it works like watching a laundry dryer. He can “open the door” to send in dicks but the colors are gonna run in the cycle how they do. Lisa is in the machine, spinnin. As stated, Lisa is a clone of Amy, not Eli. She sends shadow clones that become parasitic and tries to manipulate that way. These are muses. This greater notion of a god that is love or beauty. That’s lisa and she kinda isn’t. She’s fucked up. Incredibly possessive quite literally. Also she’s all over the place and again somehow there is only so much room in infinity. She might have all the time in the world but not all at once. Taylor swift can be on a big screen, but she can’t be 4 ft away from everyone in the stadium. If she were that big, she’d crush them. Lisa does with drug addiction thinking if she can “blank slate” a person, it’ll make it easier. This is incredibly painful on a person. Lisa is a cunt. She keeps trying to muse me and get me to extol her virtue but it keeps exposing her flaws. Seriously trying everything. She’s constantly pretending to be my ex. Last night she pretended to be Eli and blamed her misbehavior on being trans. WHAT? she invades both men and women. She is both succubus and incubus. What the hell does it think it wants to prove?

These two sometimes end up playing tug o war in peoples heads. Wesley tries to immunize people from lisa with richards. Lisa overcomes the defenses. Everyone has the capability to not be involved with this. What’s crazy is Lisa + Richard = Lisard people… Most of these spells are easy to break by simply reexamining the logic that brought one to their decisions.

Lisa is so fucking frustrating. “i give people something to reach for!” yeah another drawing of you or some one they love representing you, lisa. What does that do? I find it to be quite painful, honestly.

Wesley is basically just trying to prove he’ll always have more influence than me. Both Amy, and me, Kyle. I think Ida is included but wesley thought she was dead. Doesn’t matter though. He’s not omnipotent and honestly pretty dumb and easy to shake. I included trump because i kept saying i was trumps tyler durden. However, i am connected to wesley so that might’ve been him trying to intimidate me. Absolute boners, these two.

I must stress that the worst these two can do is throw you off your game or convince someone to attack. They can’t control the weather but they can lead you to it.

caller: The clones were everything Amy and Eli hated about themselves and each other. Toxins episode of Rick and morty with no recombining. They named the clones after each other. Plenty of things reproduce asexually. Learn science. Eli named wesley after “a me”, “we” because all the shadow clones are the same person. “We is they” Wesley. Lisa… El is spanish for “the”… Le is french for “the” so Le ça is french for “the that”. This happened in 2023 so they had plenty of time to come up with these jokes.