Lil Scarface days…

 these are just random things from middle school.

i would eat half an uncrustable and lick the filling out while proudly proclaiming i was learning how to please my woman.

There were 3 cafeteria’s so we’d look at other kids pin numbers and use them in other lines.

i kept stealing calvin and hobbes books because i thought the school provided them, but it was the teacher.

in 6th grade i failed everything so hard my math teacher let me do half the work for full credit and i don’t understand why we don’t give everyone that with wages. i made honor roll.

One time i thought i was real cool for knowing how to download music illegally. The kid who told me about the song was not impressed. I started selling bootlegs for a while.

I started selling gum in 6th grade because i lost all my allowance every week at poker and a poker buddy told me to.

We found a place that sold zippos to middle schoolers. Then it was cheaper on ebay.

i got ditched at the 8th grade dance by a girl who would go on to steal my exes backpack, randomly.

My buddy used to steal soy sauce toppers thinking fireworks fuses are the way to moltov cocktail. He later joined the army.

There was a girl who hung out with us for about a semester named Cameo.

I had a girlfriend in 7th grade. We didn’t talk that whole week. might’ve gone better without the copious amounts of hentai i was watching.

We bullied our friend who drew hentai because the boobs looked like stop signs.

We got caught shoplifting at the end of middle school field trip.

i copied a more popular artist and got to the front page of sheezyart once. idea theft!