Countdown to Red Rocks April 1st 2020…

And Now Here’s As Much of The Story As I Know:

Chapter 1: Who are We?

We Didn’t All Start Here But, We’re Here Now


Today

The daily video:

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Keelay Ahsley Wullums and I’m going to play at the world famous Red Rocks Amphitheater with my brother A-Wullums on April 1st 2020. As of right now the show isn’t booked, We’re not famous, We use copyrighted materials pretty willy nilly so there’s always the possibility of getting sued, some of my friends straight up hate each other, I’m on probation, and there never seems to be enough money. So why am I so sure we’re going to play Red Rocks on such a specific date? Maybe you’ll understand by the end of this playlist.

This is the latest update in the daily vlog I typically call Morning Keelay. It’s structured in such a way where I’m only allowing myself to have a certain amount of videos up at any on time. Depending on the day, you might get something new or a recreation of a previous video. I typically save the videos with other people from getting deleted. Tomorrow this video will be at the end of the playlist and a new one will take it’s place. I put it at the beginning because people who are new to the playlist will get a different beginning than anyone before or after that day. Plus, Everyone would immediately leave if it was just internet nonsense for an hour.

P.S. The videos in this section were on the internet long before they made it to Youtube in their current official state. If you know, you know. skip the entry.


3,812 Days Before Red Rocks… On YouTube

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)

If you don’t know why this had to be the start of this story, please let me explain. In the mid 2000’s or possibly sooner, we would send this video to people as a prank. It was called Rick Rolling. One person would send another this video with some sort of false story behind it. For instance, let’s say your friend thought 9/11 was an inside job. You’d send them a link saying you had new evidence that W knew what happened to tower 7. Of course, we both know you accept the story the government wants you to believe and instead of new evidence, your friend got rick rolled for the 5th time that day. It was a magical time.


916 Days Before That… On YouTube

Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter

There once was a popular site on the internet called YTMND. Content on the site was composed of jpgs or more commonly gifs and sound. The two would rarely match correctly. This video was one of the most classic. I considered putting in a YTMND compilation instead of this and there were just too many Hitler gifs. I guess at the time, I was unaware that those people are serious. losers. This video still cracks me up. Plus, I love the juxtaposition of this right after “Never Gonna Give You Up”

P.S. While finding this I was reminded of “Heute ist mein Tag” by Blumchen. If you don’t know, now you know.


2,525 Days After That… On YouTube

Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun Video

This video is from 1998. It came into being between the last two videos. From what I read on the internet, it was made because someone told Daler Mehndi people only like his music because of the hot girls in his videos. Taking up the challenge, he made this. Years later, my 8th grade government teacher played this in class for his Friday tradition of World Music Day. That same teacher had a day where he cooked spam for the class while the neighboring teacher cooked pancakes. this song rarely makes me think of spam and pancakes, but that’s definitely what I’m thinking of right now.


2,136 Days Before That… Yes, The Distinction Matters, On YouTube

It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

This was one of the first videos on Albinoblacksheep. I threw it in here to get rid of people who don’t understand the internet.

P.S. Jamezz bond got like half the shit cut out and Miko Miko Nurse is a little too abrasive. Sure I want some people to leave, but not everyone. I considered Caramell dansen, but it’s a little long. Leekspin would probably be acceptable here. I might switch it back and forth sometimes.

Edit: This entry has been changed to the LLama Song in order to be kinder to the audience. In all fairness, my attempts to annoy the audience are probably why I don’t have an audience. That and when I changed the video, I was too lazy to change the title of this entry and instead used this lengthy explanation that probably took me about as long to write as changing the dates would. It’s certainly less creative. I’m glad we had this time for reflection.


2,408 Days After That, Say It With Me, On YouTube

Forehead Shavecut

So, Albinoblacksheep was one of the first flash and video aggregators on the internet that I can remember. Newgrounds was much larger but it was harder to find dope content. Ebaums World had pretty much everything awesome, but they stole credit from creators and didn’t pay them. Even in middle school, we realized that was lame. Around this time Weeble’s stuff was going strong and there were plenty of independent websites putting out flash toons. ABS will always hold a place in my heart and this cartoon seems to really capture what was great about the site. the video used to have different credits music that I assume was removed for copyright purposes.


5,187 Days Before Red Rocks On YouTube… You Know What? This is Easier. It Starts Going In Order Eventually

GI Joe PSA-Boy Falls Off Cliff

Aww hell nah whassup dawg? Hey Kid, I’m a computer… Stop all the downloadin’! help computer…

Remember what I was saying about the way ebaums world would steal content? You can see one of their watermarks on the bottom of this video. Furthermore the YouTube channel that posted this video is not the creator’s. The original creator of these spoofs has a website and it’s www.fenslerfilms.com. It’s not right, but that’s the way it goes sometimes. My first YouTube video was a clip from a Disney channel movie. It has more views than anything else I’ve posted.


4,502 Days Before Red Rocks On YouTube

Watermelon Nights- The Meth Minute 39

The original Meth Minute animated short was a little music video called Internet People. You should watch it if you want a trip down memory lane. Frederator did an interesting thing by releasing their shorts on the itunes library so you could watch them on an ipod video. Ipod videos were pretty cool. It’s crazy to think that we couldn’t stream on the go not so long ago. Here’s a good time for an embarassing story. So this one time, I was going on a road trip with my brother, my dad, and his girlfriend at the time, Jean. We were going to visit Jean’s family and I had this ipod video loaded up with porn, as you do when you are a 13 year old boy. All the videos had sneaky names like “applesauce” or “blankets.” Anyway, we’re cruising down the freeway and for whatever reason, I decide to climb into the trunk. I’m listening to music in the trunk (or boot if that’s more your speed) and wouldn’t you know it, I remembered that I could easily watch some porn in the trunk of that car. I blamed my sweatiness on the fact that there was no air conditioning back there, but I’m pretty sure they knew what had happened. The Meth minute had plenty of other great shorts that you could put on your ipod video. Favorites include Nite Fight, The Craigs, and Wang Warriors.


1,207 Days Before Red Rocks On YouTube

Bonus Stage Episode 86: “Joel Fights Crime, Phil Rewrites Time

I’m so glad these made it onto YouTube. Keentoons hosted Bonus Stage originally, as far as I knew, and while they had other classic animated series such as “Robot Box and Cactus” and “Space Tree”, Bonus Stage really took the cake. They pulled out all the stops if you were wondering what all those signs were doing there. Nowadays, I think this episode holds up and It cracks me up that I’m a long haired blonde dude who frequently makes non sequiturs and claims to be able to travel through time.


3,457 Days Before Red Rocks On YouTube

Awesome Series - Metal Gear Awesome 2

Egoraptor is just the guy. This video is classic. Back in middle school and into high school my friends and I would post flash cartoons on this site called SheezyArt. It was a lot like DeviantArt but it was more customizable. It’s a strange phenomenon on the internet. Much like with myspace and facebook, the less customizable version persists. Before Sheezyart shut down, there were plenty of Flash animators putting out great content there. Once again, Newgrounds was bigger but the front page of SheezyArt tended to aggregate better. That’s where I discovered Cycon, Rubberninja, neff, Tomska(he comes up later), Eddsworld (still missed), Gurkenman, The aformentioned Egoraptor, Tomamato, lazymuffin, Wonchop, and plenty more. The guy that always got me was Sqeezy. Sqeezy would put out the most ridiculous stuff. There was this one he did where he was spouting gibberish in German about Farmers and rabbits and the action script was messed up on the time bar so towards the end of the video it just floated out of frame. If someone could find me the cartoon he did called “Insecurity Spreads” I would be very happy. That’s how I found out about Beirut and The Polyphonic Spree.


5,054 Days Before Red Rocks IN REAL LIFE!! See how this works?

Progression of a Mad Hatter

Donald Glover has always been great. I used to watch these as a kid. Mystery Team was great. Community was great. Childish Gambino drops it like the Nasdaq. His stand up is pretty swell. Atlanta is great. Frankly, I really hope he helps with this. He already has by making the videos but like, This Red Rocks event would be vastly improved by his presence. It may seem like I’m trying to get billionaires and celebrities to throw me a birthday party right now. I promise I’ll do something that warrants throwing this show… I just don’t know what it is yet.


3,748 Days Before Red Rocks In Real Life! (For Future Reference, This Is the Default)

DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop) - Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits

This would be so cool live. We’re all thinking it. I haven’t heard one in the last 10 years that’s this good.


Chapter 2: Why Are We Here?

You Keep Reading, You Tell Me


4,456 Days Before Red Rocks

A Monologue For Thee

Britannick is amazing and you’d be doing yourself a favor by watching the rest of their videos. I chose this because it has a sequel and it reminds me a lot of how life has been lately. I know this red rocks show is happening, but I forgot what happens until then. If you can’t believe this, just think of me as a dreamer. In the words of Tiny Tim, Welcome To my Dream.


4,252 Days Before Red Rocks

asdfmovie

This is by Tomska! I told you he’d show up again. Back on SheezyArt, asdfman would post these comics called asdf comics and eventually they turned into video format. I have a teenage coworker who wanted to make comics based on the asdfmovies and it made me chuckle because he never got to see the originals. This is kinda how I see life. I have friends and family that have some semblance of a narrative to them but most people are just wacky characters doing wacky things. It’s not such a bad thing. Personally, I like being free from my past and future. Life is a lot easier when you can just exist in the moment. I’m pretty sure that’s just me saying I want trust that I haven’t earned… oh well.


4,027 Days Before Red Rocks

The Duck Song

This is classic. Every time it starts, I think “this again?” and end up enjoying myself. I don’t know if it has a moral and frankly, I find it hard to believe it warranted two sequels. Don’t be a duck.


3,648 Days Before Red Rocks On YouTube

Post Nature-2007

My coworker made this. It’s apparently about how we as humans destroy natural beauty while trying to emulate it. I put it on here because I want this story to be less about me. As of the writing of this, he hasn’t watched this far in the playlist. I gave him the option to replace this video with one of his friends performing. If he watches it or reads this and asks me to change it, I will. If not, enjoy the bees.


3,522 Days Until Red Rocks

Ke$ha - Take It Off

I love Ke$ha. For awhile, I wanted to be her best friend and then she went on tour with Macklemore and I figured he already lived the dream, why try? Typically, as long as someone is doing the things I want to do, I figure I don’t need to attempt it. I’ll eventually find out if it was worth it. If you are so inclined, Ke$ha’s first two albums work alongside “Not Another Teen Movie.” There’s room for one extra song at the end. I reccomend “Somewhere Only We Know” By Keane. I might put that together and post it somewhere if I can dodge copyright law. I’m pretty sure this is the first instance of color sand in the playlist. It’ll come up again in some interesting places. Probably gonna have it at the Red Rocks Show


3,209 Days Before Red Rocks

Ass on the Flo

Here I am ahead of my time. I figured if the playlist kept going without an appearance, people would assume these are just my favorite videos instead of the story of the greatest show on earth. If I could rewrite this, I would probably take out half of the uses of bitch and develop the female characters more. While watching this with my Grammy, she began asking me questions about it. She filmed it and she didn’t remember the day at all. It struck me as kind of funny because she always said one of her greatest fears is not remembering me. I understand that she meant it she doesn’t want Alzheimer’s or dementia. Still, it was strange to see her cope with seeing something she was present for and didn’t remember. Honestly, I only remember one other play from that day and only one of the names of those people. We did two group projects together and the only name I can remember is Alex.


3,514 Days Before Red Rocks

Power Hour - Kanye West Parody

Definitely had a Rocket Jump and DeStorm phase. Both channels put out consistently good material multiple times a week. That’s always been too much work for us. Also, we drank a lot. Also, I can’t believe it’s been nine years since the last good Kanye album. @me. I think a karaoke power hour would be awesome. We might do that for the birthday bash this year if I’m off probation.


3,498 Days Until Red Rocks

BACKIN UP SONG!!

Of course, if you’re doing a playlist of important internet stuff, you need schmoyoho. For some reason, when they came on the scene, it opened up all sorts of weird channels. Now there’s plenty of content smashers and mashers. Most of them take talented people and perform popular songs in parody or genrebent fashion. schmoyoho showed us all that we never stop singing. back that up.


3,467 Days Until Red Rocks

cooking by the book remix ft. lil jon

So there’s a rule that exists on the internet called rule 34. I think this video gets about as close to that as is appropriate on YouTube. It makes some people uncomfortable to know that about the world, but I find once you get used to it, life is more interesting. I’m not saying kids should watch this, but I will say was looking at far worse as a kid and now you are reading my thoughts so that’s something.


3,379 Days Before Red Rocks

asdfmovie3

This is comedic relief. Also, I like that “die potato” has already been introduced but “I like trains” hasn’t in this playlist. I like that people didn’t understand that sentence. I love the people who agree with it. I’m kind of a jerk like that. Continuing on with the theme of “this is how I see the world,” sometimes you aren’t present for things that would make the situation make sense and you can still find enjoyment in those moments.


3,327 Days Until Red Rocks

Wallpaper. - #STUPiDFACEDD

Ricky Reed has always been slayin’ it. I honestly don’t understand why people aren’t all about this aesthetic. Well, I mean besides your friends having hard times and dying young and all that. It seems like they are fine with that though. You play this song in the club and it empties the floor. I just don’t understand people. I would definitely dig having the man himself perform this on stage with us. If he does, we’ll go T-Rex.


3,310 Days Before Red Rocks

A Monologue For Three

Here we go again with the white void. Also now you know where I got the name for Ass On the Flo. Also Dani Pudi Makes an appearance and community is just tremendous. Furthermore, I’m hoping we get to this point at the Red Rocks show. Hooking up brains is way fun. The key is taking your thoughts out of the equation. it’s easier to sync up if you aren’t trying to control it. Try improv games. They are all about this kind of stuff.


Chapter 3: Is Anyone There?

and More Importantly, Is This Their Fault?


3,285 Days Before Red Rocks

SpongeBob Patrick - Seanut brittle how could this happen to me

Short, sweet, funny. Also this is the perfect song bite for those kinds of moments. It’s kind of strange how many life lessons were learned from SpongeBob

Edit: This video was made private since the creation of this playlist. I’m leaving it here if it ever becomes public again.


3,226 Days Before Red Rocks

Blood on the Dance Floor - “BEWITCHED” - Official Music Videos - featuring - Lady Nogrady

I put this on here because of the vine where the bro is losing his shit to this song. I know that feeling. Every now and then, something that others would consider goofy or childish really gets me in the feels. Thank you sobbing bro. Without you, I never would’ve got to the dance remix part at the end of this song.


3,187 Days Before Red Rocks

“Russian Unicorn” — a bad lip reading of Michael Buble

If you don’t realize what’s going on in this video. This is the actual music video for “Just haven’t met you yet” by Michael Buble. What gets me about this video is Michael Buble responded and thought it was funny. That’s great. I sure hope when celebrities find this, they think it’s funny. It would be really weird if Michael Buble finds this.


3,099 Days Until Red Rocks

Beyonce - Countdown (Album Version - Video)

Yay! Beyonce is here now! I’ll be honest. I didn’t see this video till December of 2018. My friends Luke, Sarah, and I were watching it and Sarah said that watching Beyonce is different for men and women. She went on to explain how Beyonce is a feminist icon for her. Luke replied with “I just like the drums.” That cracked me up. The more I learn about relationships and such, the more it seems like black women know what’s up more so than anyone else. That part of the song where she says “me and my boo in the coup lip lockin!” turns me on in such an amazing way. It gets me psyched on love. Another thing that I find Impressive about the video is the amount of takes they must have shot. I find the hardest part of making time based art is repeating the same thing over and over until you get it right. I honestly don’t think I could lip sync that many times in a row to get some of those shots in the video.

P.S. Peppasnaps Jackson Doesn’t like Beyonce because Beyonce rented out a whole hospital floor to have her baby and ruined christmas for orphans without apologizing. Personally, I think that looks worse for capitalism than Beyonce, but she could’ve apologized to those orphans.


3,065 Until Red Rocks

Studio Killers - Ode To The Bouncer (Official Music Video HD)

Gorillaz might be the most popular “virtual band,” but they are no means the only ones. The concept of a dude singing as a cartoon girl is unique. Plus, as far as I know, Studio Killers just put out one album and a handful of singles, and yet, they’re still putting out new content. It’s somewhat inspiring. I’m a fan. Plus, footage from their live set looks killer


3,209 Days Until Red Rocks

bottle lawn mower fail & spiral in mower

This was filmed at my mom’s house. I lived there until I was 20 when she got a job in Vail. She tried her best with us. When she wasn’t around, we would light stuff on fire, steal shopping carts, and do stuff like this. Oddly enough, I’m talking about having a kegger in this video, but I hadn’t even been drinking for a year. I had probably just started smoking weed. One of the voices you can hear is my friend Hannah from Jump Street. I haven’t spoken to her in years. One time we stacked the armchairs in Jump Street into a pyramid that was taller than our heads. Her friend is the one getting hit with the bottle. Another one of the voices you can hear is my friend Mitchell. Mitchell was one of my closest friends and during my “welcome to drugs” phase, I did something that caused him to stop speaking with me. I miss both of those voices


3,010 Days Until Red Rocks

Flatbush Zombies - Thug Waffle

One day while working at jump street a little kid about 12 years old came up to me with an e-cigarette. He started talking smack about me and my life and told me that he probably listened to music I had never even heard of. Then he told me about OFWGKTA and I had to admit he was right. A few years later he started showing up at our apartment. I wasn’t super chill about hanging out with a teenager, but he turned out to be one of the coolest dudes we knew and showed us this video. Years after that, A-Wullums and I went to a Flatbush Zombies show on acid. Years after that, My friends and I couldn’t get tickets to a sold out Flatbush Zombies show in Munich. This is definitely an invitation for these guys to be at the Red Rocks show.


2,993 Days Until Red Rocks

WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS? - @SpokenReasons - #FCHW

Whatchu know bout this pizza boi?! I forgot about this video until I saw the third installment on tiktok ads. I thought “Hey, I remember this guy. This is basically ‘Askin all them questions.’” and sure enough, five years later, it was. I have never had a relationship where this was the case. It seems like a hassle.


2,849 Days Before Red Rocks

[ORIGINAL] Youtube Haiku - Compilation #1

Dear kiddos, before whatever compilations you watch on YouTube, but after America’s Funniest Home Videos and Tosh.0 (which was just a rip off of does not compute), there was YouTube Haiku. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this and it always reminds me of good times on the couch. I admit the penis part goes on way too long.


Chapter 4: What Are We Doing?

I Could’ve Sworn We Knew


2,744 Days Until Red Rocks

Key & Peele - You Can Do Anything

This is how I’m going to act after the Red Rocks show. Key & Peele might be the funniest sketch show I have ever seen. For only having three seasons, they put out more classic sketches than any other show I have seen. I could switch this for any of their sketches and it would work. However, this is the one that relates to this giant quest that’s consuming my whole life…


2,740 Days Before Red Rocks

Meanwhile

Tomska’s back and real this time! If you’ve read this far you know it’s just going to keep getting stranger. Parallel universes are not to be taken lightly. We are constantly learning more about the universe and hopefully one day we’ll be able to contact and communicate with parallel versions of ourselves. This video is in here because I want to ask you something…

Wanna practice kissing?


2,685 Days Before Red Rocks

Big Time Internet show preview

This was The Place! The start of believing in magic. I used to work at a place called Jumpstreet and I had a crush on one of the managers, Jenanas. She ended up moving to Big Time. I got fired for standing up to the new manager who later turned out to be a gun wielding pedophile. I soon followed Jenana’s to Big Time and got hired after a short stint of working at Toys R’ US. Honestly, Big Time was the best job I ever had. Everyone was always happy. Young and old alike had something to do. Also, I got to jump on trampoline’s and watch people wreck themselves on the zip line. That zip line ended up being illegal. whoops. One time the boss picked up a whole box of pool noodles at the neighboring dollar tree and for weeks little kids would chase me and the other staff around trying to smack us with pool noodles. On Fridays, we would have teen night and kids would get caught getting freaky in the maze or doing drugs by the dumpster. These two high schoolers would DJ and years later, one made a beat for TISYWA. The only reason I left is because someone told the Boss that I was taking acid on the job. Funny story about that day: I was sober that day and my girlfriend at the time was threatening to kill herself while I was at work. I got blamed for her suicidal thoughts and the boss really made me out to be some kind of a monster. That’s when “The Devil of Deceit” became one of my monikers. There was also this one time where a kid broke his arm and nobody did anything about it. The two other people on staff got fired for that. I could see getting fired for that. I also understand why you wouldn’t want drugs around kids so maybe the boss just had had enough of my shenanigans. Haha Funny story about Dylan. I tried to get all the other staff members to sign a petition to get him fired. I don’t remember why I was so mean to that kid. I was just jealous he was younger than me and was a manager. haha good times. Sorry Dylan.

Also, I’d like to talk about memory again. I keep most of the raw video and audio I record in some form or another. I recently discovered more big time footage and there is footage of a girl I could not remember. She looks like a ton of fun to work with and be around and there was a part of my brain that thought “oh right her” but for the life of me I can’t remember anything about her. I remember Christi fell through a roof at a party one time. I don’t remember the other girl at all and yet I filmed her too. It’s important, if you take videos, to realize that you too will one day watch your footage as almost an impartial observer, trying to piece together a story from fragments to discover something about an identity that never really existed to begin with.

Two more things real quick. Any inflatable maze or slide you play on has been fucked in or on. You can’t stop it. just accept it. I got a hand job in the inflatable maze. It was awesome.


968 Days Before the Red Rocks Show on YouTube

Tally Hall’s Internet Show Episode 2 - Death Request

Tally Hall might be the most underrated band from the early internet days. They produced quality music and videos and it seemed like they had a lot of fun doing it. One time, Luke and I saw them live and we ended up talking to Andrew, the pianist. This internet show ranged from just-for-laughs sketches to experimental cinema and it was awesome. This episode came out in 2008 but didn’t make it on to YouTube till 2017 so this is as good of a time as any to abandon time almost completely. Don’t worry though. Things will start going in chronilogical order again just as soon as my brother and I stop dicking around in our apartment.


1,723 Days Before the Red Rocks Show on YouTube

Drinking Out Of Cups (Official) - (Liam Lynch & Dan Deacon)

This video is classic. You don’t like lighthouses, you suck. I like this video here because the way I talk about this Red Rocks Show it might sound like I think I’m some sort of prophet or something. Keep in mind I got this idea while tripping at a Major Lazer show. I want to stress right now that I am not a Prophet. I do not speak for God (unless they ask really nicely), I can’t see the future (though I assume things are going to keep floating downstream), I do not worship Satan (though I am friends with the Debble), and I don’t believe in anything besides nothing. Drugs make you talk like this and it concerns people when you keep doing it after they wear off. With that out of the way, Johnny Hammersticks and I got it going bossanova so why don’t you walk down me I’m mister walkway and start listening to the voices in your head as you get real. No Way.


2,624 Days Before the Red Rocks Show

2013 Golden Era Records Cypher Featuring Briggs, Vents, Funkoars, Hilltop Hoods & K21

I found out about Golden Era in 2006 around the time the Funkoars dropped the Hangover. The album doesn’t hold up to social standards now. Their rhymes were sexist as it comes sometimes and downright filthy all of the time. They spent an entire song body shaming once. They’re the pin prick between safe sex and having to take an AIDS test. Trigger Trials might be my favorite rapper of all time for some of the stuff he said. If you didn’t know, now you know. Also, 2013 was the year they introduced K21 to the GE cyphers and it’s the year I, K-Wullums, turned 21. COINCEDENCE??? yeah… it’s my playlist… duh…


2,502 Days Before Red Rocks

The Wullums Hallway Freestyle No. 2: Nutrition.

Hey!! Austin Has finally entered the frame fully! after only two years! These hallway freestyles are so bittersweet for me. On one hand, I loved the good times. On the other hand they show me just how average I am at freestlying and how little I’ve progressed in the last 6 or so years. That’s the thing about freestyling though. It’s not about leaving something memorable behind. It’s about having fun in the moment. You can skip these if you’d like. I deleted most of the ones that only had A-Wullums in I in them. That being said I’ll save you from reading the self deprecating criticism That I think these videos deserve.


1,112 Days Before Red Rocks… On Youtube???

Benefits of Cucumber - Song

This is padding for the playlist. We were doing a lot of drugs and I’m not sure really what all came out in 2013. I figured if the playlist had hallway freestyles back to back, people would leave. This is good advice too. I tried replacing my soda with cucumber water and I left the cucumbers in too long (like over a week) and it got nasty. So you know, don’t, do that


933 Days Before The Red Rocks Show On YouTube

Marilyn Manson - Clone High Food Song

Clone High was too awesome for television and caused protests in India. We used to watch it while we were on and off the drugs. I love the thought of someone thinking “It’s been 16 years since the largest terrorist attack on United States soil that was perpetrated by a foreign power. Better post a clip from a cartoon that came out around that time.”


2,499 Days Before Red Rocks

The Wullums Hallway Freestyle No.3: coconuts

Bryan Combs is the guy. During high school or college he came down with a condition that put him in constant pain. Never the less, he has always remained outwardly optimistic in my presence. One time we went to a Dada Life show that went till 3 in the morning. It turns out he had been in pain most of the night and he just let me rage it out because it’s what I had to do. I did have to, too. They had a massive pillow fight. I was losing my shit because of relationship issues. I could’ve been a lot more understanding to a lot of people that night


4,509 Days Before Red Rocks On YouTube

Iron Mic: Eli Porter vs. Envy

This video is simply wonderful because it perfectly encapsulates what it means to win. More Judges voted for Envy. Envy won. That being said this would only get a couple hundred views if it weren’t for Eli. See he’s the best man. He did it.


2,491 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

The Wullums Hallway Freestyle No. 4: Satan

I’m keeping this in here because T-Mota and Yung Steeze are the homies. Also Whassup Will gave us the suggestion and he’s a great dude. Satan is boring. Satan just wants to give you what you want so you’ll learn that you don’t know what’s best for yourself. I recommend turning to Satan only if you don’t want what’s best for yourself. I’m not proud of the fact that I reused “chicks get up on my dick” from the last episode. I will however defend one line by saying if you believe in God then you must admit in some capacity it would be possible for such a deity to perform fellatio on someone.


1,993 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Welcome to Hell [HI-DEF Release]

This was made by a friend of my brother from another mother Dan-F. Dan-F and I went to California before I left for Germany and hung out with Erica, the creator. Dan-F lives in Cali now. He is busy AF but you will never find a more professional animator.


3,182 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - PONPONPON , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON

Two words: clap bread


2,477 Days Before Red Rocks

The Wullums Hallway Freestyle No. 5 Monsters

This video guest stars Lyrical Pain. He was our neighbor and always spat fire. His older brother made great beats. His younger brother was always trying to chill. One time Lyrical Pain and I were rolling down a hill and his head got caught in my feet. We lost touch but I wonder about him a lot.


2,471 Days Before Red Rocks

The Limousines - Love Is A Dog From Hell (Official Music Video)

The limousines are another highly underrated band in my opinion. I’m pretty stoked this video came out during Hallway freestyles. I remember kissing her back then and I don’t understand why she wasn’t in any of these videos.


2,470 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

The Wullums Hallway Freestyle No. 6 Summer heat

Shamrock Jester had been a friend since high school. He spent a lot of time with my brother and I and you can probably still find him on x-box live. I don’t think I’ve seen him in years. Shit I’m starting to think these videos are cursed. Maybe I’m cursed. Maybe all of these people are living awesome lives and I’m just bummed we aren’t hanging out anymore.


3,169 Days Before the Red Rocks Show

Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared

It’s kind of incredible this came out in the same month as Pon Pon Pon. 2011 was a kick ass year. This video is kind of how I see the American education system and I’ve never formed that thought before typing it. Also, I use my hair to express myself


2,455 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Inside the studio. Pokemon Rap

This was where the magic happened. Well, at least, this is where some of the magic happened. I crocheted those blankets and bought the mic at a pawn shop. The microphone stand is actually for one of those magnifying lamps that cosmetic artists use but without the lamp. The pop filter is a pantyhose over a wire hanger because good ol’ Nick Sadowski told me to emulate hustle and flow. As I recall he went along for some of the mission to get it all set up. This was the studio where I recorded the mixtapes “Fully Sick Heap Shit” and “Unusable Signal.” The computer we were using was a dell that we got for Christmas in 2004 and the copy of FL studio was pirated. The drum pad is my dad’s. All the stuff is still around except for the mic stand and the desk.


2,842 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Pikachu on Acid

We did a lot of acid. It can’t be denied. Also The video before this was about pokemon. This is classic. I’m still padding. You get how this works right? Now is the little aside where we can just talk. How are you enjoying this so far? typing it is kind of a pain. I’m pretty sure it’ll all be worth it though because hopefully It’ll all start to come together in about a year or so.


2,449 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

The Wullums hallway freestyle No. 9: Golden Retriever Bitches

T-Mota is back! Dan-F filmed this. He is the best animator I know and he filmed vertically. It just goes to show that no matter how good you are at something, there will be something you didn’t consider. Also, quick shout out to Carl on the beat piano with A-Wullums. I knew that kid since elementary school and he turned out nothing like I was expecting.


2,433 Days Before the Red Rocks Show

DramaBug - Bravest Warriors Minisode 2 on cartoon Hangover

Look at Frederator adapt to the times! Bravest warriors is super dope and it’s their second appearance after Watermelon nights. Are you starting to notice how things keep coming up again and again? It’s almost like we’re getting stuck in loops of thought. Also, This is a pretty good way to sum up the end of my relationship that was going on at that time.


2,445 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Inside the Studio: Sunscreen

People said I had to put this song out. We did. It went well


2,400 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Katy Perry - Roar (Official)

My girlfriend at the time had a Katy Perry poster in her room. During the first read through of the book in the vlog, all of the videos were titles of the tracks on Teenage Dream. If you want an example of why dudes are toxic, look no further than that book. It’s one of those things I did and continue to do that isn’t going to make a whole lot of sense unless you make it makes sense. Believe it or not, I thought this whole thing was telling some sort of cosmic love story at first. It may still turn out that way, but I don’t think I’ve heard her roar yet. Maybe this wasn’t the Katy Perry song to include.


2,396 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Inside The Studio: Cellular Respiration

Would you look at that? We just got three videos in a row that went in chronological order! Of course she’s the special girl that’s doing her biology homework. Who Else would it be? Get with the program, We’re past that.


2,921 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

DNA Structure and Replication: Crash Course Biology #10

This came out on my 20th birthday! I had just started working at big time. Crash Course is a wonderful way to spend your attention. This isn’t for padding sake. I want you to educate yourself. Biology is freaking incredible and when you grasp that this is happening all the time in every part of our bodies it kinda makes you go insane. Don’t forget to be awesome.


1,197 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Max Cooper - Order From Chaos

This fits in with the theme of cells and biology but in a digital format. Max Cooper is ahead of his Time. Luckily I’m pretty sure the red rocks show is some form of singularity so maybe he’ll dig the concept and come up with something. It’s pretty chaotic right now ha ha.

Edit: I start talking like that when I’m stressed. More than anything this Red Rocks show is a pipe dream I can use to escape from the world. In my mind it’s huge and broadcast all across the globe. In real life, we’ll probably just be a support act for a band that’s throwing us a bone. That’s not me being self depricating or losing faith or anything. I’m typing this edit 406 days before the Red Rocks Show and A-Wullums and I practice once a week, if that. How are we supposed to practice and promote and create the show in 406 days?


2,344 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Making The Best of It.

My dad’s house is has a half staircase from the main level to the top floor. One day I was sitting in my room and A-Wullums yelled “Hey Kyle, Check this out.” I walked out of my room to find him at the bottom of the stairs singing “pointing places, it’s the bomb, it’s the bomb, it’s the bomb” as he pointed in every direction. Years later I used that hook for this video. The only reason I know Aquagen is because of Venture Bros.


2,337 Days Before Red Rocks

K-Wullums & Flying Lotus: Zodiac Spits

I wrote this flow on mushrooms while sitting on my porch. I lost my court case with that tow truck driver. I put the shirt I’m wearing in this video on a statue in Germany the morning I came back to the states. The flow introduces the loops but you’ve known about those for a couple of entries now.


1,804 Days Before The Red Rocks Show On Youtube

Animals | Off the Air | Adult Swim

I’m honestly kind of amazed that we’ve made it this far in a playlist about this crazy cartoon carnival that’s about to ensue without some [AS] content. Of all the trippy compilations to watch, Off the air remains the most professional and intriguing. The fan created ones less so, but still. If you ever find yourself in the right mindset, watch a few more of these. You might have noticed this is where I got the song for the previous video.


3,170 Days Before the Red Rocks Show

Jake and Amir: Hot Box

Here comes two heavy hitters in one pouch. Jake and Amir have always been killing it. This video cracks me up and they are some of Trash Cat’s favorites. You’ll hear all about her later. There are going to be plenty more stories about my life. Right now, it’s kinda vague because someone doesn’t want to be part of this and it’s really hard to just let that happen. Again. Over it. Let’s just get through these last couple of videos.


2,325 Days Before Red Rocks

Wullums Potluck Freestyle Episode 1: Sandwhiches

We got too cramped for the hallway and then never did this again. Lyrical pain and T-Mota are back. Plus we had our neighbor Dante there. Potlucks are awesome. I think more of them would help humanity. THIS ENDS THE WEIRD FREESTYLE TIME WARP SECTION.

By this point you know who we are and what we do. We’re going to take a break for a couple of years now. I’m going to travel. A-Wullums is going to work in Vail and such. I’ll tell you all about the craziness that ensued as these videos came out.


Chapter 5: Where Do You Get Off?

Is It As Good As They Make It Out To Be?


2,296 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Patrick Noth - My Posse

Okay so things were getting a little out of hand. We practically always had someone at the apartment whenever we were home. Stuff was breaking. Stuff was getting stolen. We were doing a bunch of drugs and having a bunch of sex. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. However, it was unsustainable. Rent wouldn’t get paid on time. The prices were rising. We didn’t know at the time that we still had another year of crazy times in the apartment ahead. This was published around the time of the speedo project which means this is the time in my life where I was going up to Laramie to party with Katy Perry Poster. Seriously, if I mention the drugs than my probation officer might see this and if I mention her, she’ll show me why I’m an asshat again. The whole time I’m typing this there’s this tug-o-war between whether or not it’s a big deal. I don’t think it’s a big deal that I did what I did. I don’t think It’d be a big deal if several more did. However, If it’s not such a big deal than why do I keep bringing up this period in my life?


2,277 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Watch “Broomshakalaka” now | Informercials | Adult Swim

Welcome to 2014 People. We made it. We’re starting it off right with an [AS] hit. I don’t know what posessed Adult Swim to make their Infomercials series, but this might be my favorite video on the internet. Denny Boffa is the Ultimate Villain. In his quest for more time with his daughter, he kills himself and unleashes a wave of terror onto the world. Still, somehow I’m always rooting for him. Also, This is pretty much my strategy with the Red Rocks show. Even with no hands and a broom up my ass, I need to make it happen. That’s the equivalent of one life. Of my little daughter’s life.


2,207 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Caleon Fox — Skies above

Caleon Fox is going to be a reoccurring character. It’s cool to see the stuff he made in the beginning. If you didn’t know, you are now living healthy. If you know him, Invite him to the red rocks show please.


2,193 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Flat Stanley Competition

I made this to make her smile because we joked about it and I thought she would be even happier to see it come alive.


2,136 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Joywave - Tongues (Official Video) ft. KOPPS

Deny it all you want, you know this would be a cool parallel universe. This video is made by Daniels and they are amazing.


2,129 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Brick + Mortar - Old Boy (Animated Video)

These guys are Trash Cat’s friends. Richie, the animator of the video, used to date Trash Cat for awhile. Apparently, he’s an alien with a huge penis. TC and I went to see them play live in Boston during the summer of 2017. Richie played the role of stage tech. Friendly advice to anyone in a band: I don’t care how good your music is. Brick + Mortar rock it harder than most and they still had Richie doing his thing. Get your band a Richie. Also, get your band a Trash Cat. She’ll keep the scruff out.


2,121 Days Before the Red Rocks Show

Watsky- Whoa Whoa Whoa [All You Can Do]

This blew my mind when it came out. I actually got to talk to Watsky at Warped Tour one summer. He seemed pretty cool. Since then I learned how to chop like that and can go that fast or faster. It would be awesome to do something with Watsky at some point. This one time I saw him perform at the Ogden and did a stage dive During Sloppy Seconds. I had no idea what to do once I was up there and the security guards were closing in so I just jumped for it. It was awesome. Thank you Watsky!! Also I’m pretty sure this video marks the first appearance of Bo Burnham. He’ll be showing up periodically because he reminds me of myself if I had gotten discovered as a teen. That’s not to say I believe I’m as talented, just that I wouldn’t think all my problems were solved if I were famous.


2,101 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

29 Celebrity Impressions, 1 Original Song - Rob Cantor

Hey look! It’s Rob and Andrew From Tally Hall! Remember The Internet Show? Just because they broke up doesn’t mean they stopped being friends! This video is super sweet so share it with someone you love! We are now in the summer of 2014. I must’ve crashed the car on the sand dune by this point. I was trying to show her lake Seminole and we got stranded in the car all night. That’s one of the things that makes this so hard. Spending a night like that with someone sticks with you.


2,048 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang ft. Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Where do you even begin with this one? These three pop stars came together to make a song that outperforms anything they’ve done solo with the exception of Jessie J’s Domino. This video marks the first appearance of Ariana Grande in this playlist. She fascinates me almost purely because I just don’t think we would get along and meeting each other would probably be painful for both of us. I have talked mad shit about her stuff, however; I wish her all the best. she hurts my brain. Oh well, I guess I need A BAD GURL TO BLOW MY MIND! MY MIND!


2,016 Days Before The Red Rocks Show

Repeat Stuff

Bo Burnham’s back baby! Bo Burnham’s back baby! Okay seriously though, This song is freaking hilarious. I get the point that he’s trying to make here but I honestly don’t think much has changed here. I mean the thing about music is it fades away. Yesterdays “classics” weren’t necessarily hits and vis versa. The important thing to remember is “repeat stuff” kinda sounds like “we’re pizza” and that makes all the difference.


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